Tokyo Gore Police
Jun. 8th, 2009 10:41 pmPossibly one of the most stupid and gory horror films I've seen lately, though "The Midnight Meat Train" is up there on the stupid front too. In fact, it was so stupid and bloody, that I had to get screen shots. It's a good thing I was watching on VLC.
The Tokyo police have become sadistic bastards, wrist-cutting is all the high-school rage (it even makes your blood taste better), and the chief of police keeps an amputee prisoner as his personal "bitch" in every sense of the word. When it wasn't being silly, it rather reminded me of one of
greygirlbeast 's stitchfreak stories, the one about the number 17 (the name escapes me). There was even a living, breathing human chair. However, my favourite was the girl with a serious case of vagina dentata:
Not sure if half-human, half-crocodile images are work-safe or not, but I doubt anyone one my flist would mind.
I also liked this scene:
in which our heroine chops off a bloke's hands for molesting her on the train. And yes, that is a shower of blood.
Hmmm, anyway. That was 90 minutes of my life in which I could have been doing something better. But it made me laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha.
The Tokyo police have become sadistic bastards, wrist-cutting is all the high-school rage (it even makes your blood taste better), and the chief of police keeps an amputee prisoner as his personal "bitch" in every sense of the word. When it wasn't being silly, it rather reminded me of one of
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Not sure if half-human, half-crocodile images are work-safe or not, but I doubt anyone one my flist would mind.
I also liked this scene:
in which our heroine chops off a bloke's hands for molesting her on the train. And yes, that is a shower of blood.
Hmmm, anyway. That was 90 minutes of my life in which I could have been doing something better. But it made me laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha.