Bad Openings
Jul. 2nd, 2009 08:54 amFrom The Guardian:
Eric Rice's detective category winner is also excellent: "She walked into my office on legs as long as one of those long-legged birds that you see in Florida - the pink ones, not the white ones - except that she was standing on both of them, not just one of them, like those birds, the pink ones, and she wasn't wearing pink, but I knew right away that she was trouble, which those birds usually aren't."