Make my Monday morning

"The only other thing I've noticed is some kind of acute muscular spasm in my neck and left shoulder, and that's hardly entertaining, except maybe for the bit where the doctor rather brilliantly prescribed me diazepam so I necked some and walked very slowly around the Westfield shopping centre listening to Henry Mancini's Pink Panther theme on repeat on an MP3 player, smiling eerily at shoppers."

Dreamweaver Request

My mum is amusing herself at the weekends by learning how to create websites.  However, she's getting a little behind in class as she doesn't own a copy, and a student copy costs £100.  Does anyone have a copy (or a copy of a copy - nudge nudge wink wink) they could send her?  She has the usual Windows PC setup.  If you're lucky, she might send you one of the kittens in the post.