Yarrgh! Bringing Sexy Back

This had me in giggles and Lou in stitches as we read this over the weekend. This is almost better, if not as good as, the line in last week's "Extras": "Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker." More about my weekend to come, but for the meantime you can picture my right buttock in a startling variety of bruise colours - black, purple and green being the dominant ones. I'll leave you with that thought.

Also, I officially suck at Sudoku.

Oh, and Yarrgh! and Get on deck you scurvy curs! to the lot of you on this most glorious of days "International Talk Like a Pirate Day".