Hellooooo everyone. Boy, do I feel weird. I haven't had any sleep for well over 24 hours now and I'm beginning to feel a bit wibbly. Well, I got the plane from Vancouver yesterday and arrived in Heathrow at 11am today. Somewhere along the line I lost eight hours so I'm feeling really odd. It all seems like it was only yesterday...which it was...kind of. Oh, my head hurts. I can't sleep now either. I've gone past the sleep barrier now, it'll be hallucinations next.

I had a fantastic time while I was away though. Did lots of running, jumping and climibing mountains; shopping, drinking and swimming (with pupfish, catfish, turtles, alligators and jelly fish!); and generally spending lots of money. My unopened credit card bill is sitting on the end of my bed. I can't quite face the thought of it yet! Alas, no Whitby for me!

Has anyone got the new issue of Meltdown? What did you think of my article? I can never bear to read them after they're written. I cringe at the thought.

Well, painting my toenails and then to bed with me. Back when I'm human.