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[blacklilly]

I appear to have done something to my leg whilst unconscious. The top of my right thigh refuses to cooperate with me, so much so that I have to pick my knee up with my hands and bend it so I can get up off the floor. Once I'm standing things are fine, it's just the epic flail getting there that's troubling. Maybe no bike riding to work to day then...

Which leaves me looking like this guy:

I've got all this stuff that I need to write about, but at the moment, almost everything in English is banned. Maybe I should post it all in Japanese?