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blacklilly) wrote2008-07-27 11:05 am
blacklilly) wrote2008-07-27 11:05 am
Fruitcakes
I was just checking out a macrobiotic website (it's a long story) and found this "remedy":
Reduces high fever, as in the case of pneumonia. Crush and mash a whole, live carp and mix with a small amount of whole-wheat flour.Spread this mixture onto oiled paper and apply to the chest. When treating pneumonia, drink 1 or 2 teaspoons of carp blood, only in the case where the carp has just been killed. Take the body temperature every half hour, and immediately remove the carp plaster when the temperature reaches normal.
Ummm, I think I'm going to leave this website, right now...
"Carp Plaster"
Reduces high fever, as in the case of pneumonia. Crush and mash a whole, live carp and mix with a small amount of whole-wheat flour.Spread this mixture onto oiled paper and apply to the chest. When treating pneumonia, drink 1 or 2 teaspoons of carp blood, only in the case where the carp has just been killed. Take the body temperature every half hour, and immediately remove the carp plaster when the temperature reaches normal.
Ummm, I think I'm going to leave this website, right now...